a fortunate event

Guess who got her hands on the new series of unfortunate events novel, a few days before it hits stores!
It rocks to have a boyfriend in publishing.
I also know the title, and have seen the cover art (both of which are being hidden from the public until the very last minute). I unfortunately cannot share them with you, as there are certain legalities concerning these things (just like with the Harry Potter novels). I can’t even give you a review when I’m finished reading, but I can tell you whether or not I liked it.
But I will like it. So there’s not really going to be any mysteries spilled there.
Perhaps if you’re truly desperate to know, you can e-mail me for the details.