i will feed you

Here’s why you should be my friend:

When you drop in on your way through town, I will feed you.

I will feed you a healthified, home-made lasagne (made with whole wheat pasta and low-fat mozzarella and lot’s of veggies) and followed not only by pie (strawberry rhubarb) but PIE FLAVOURED ICE CREAM (lemon meringue… ice cream… drooooool…).

If you can find lemon meringue flavoured ice cream where you live, you should go get it, because it is certainly the best ice cream invention of all time.

Plus, on top of all that, my cats are adorable.