soul: no more design shows for you

Full disclosure: If I given the opportunity to “disappear” one of the too cute/perfect/design-oriented/creative/genius couples who frequent HGTV’s Small space: Big style, and then steal their identity, trendy neighbourhoods, and apartments I would do it without hesitation.

Also: Sarah Richardson makes me want to sell any babies I might have (someday) on the black market and hire her to coat my tiny rented apartment in carrera marble, mid century antiques and silk.

This is my souls way of telling me to stop watching HGTV.